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One more chain mail critique from Rusty!

Okay. I feel like reviewing another Chain letter. So here it goes... In this one, I felt it necessary to start from the top down. And I mean ALL THE WAY UP TOP, right down to the guy’s signature.

~Sunsetthehedgehog328
oooookay. Right off the bat we see the avatar. It flashes us with pictures of Ash, Knuckles Spongebob, and lord knows what those scribbles are. We'll assume that they're art. The problem here is actually his name. Sunset, the Hedgehog 328. so... Sonic Fan character, That's again, a hedgehog, and presumably the 328th Hedgehog named Sunset. When you get a comment from a name like this, it's probably not going to be good. This one just happens to put you in a coma if you ignore it like every other one.

Jul 9, 2009, 4:14:25 PM

Hi, I am Teddy.
Hi Teddy!
Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done!
Oookay...
As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead.
Oh dear... Blood all over your face? How terrifying.
If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
Haha... Good luck. I got so much shit crammed under there. But thanks for the heads up. I'll b sure to check under my bed with a hammer or something, before I go to sleep.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? "no"
HOO- WAIT UP! Who just said that? CRAP! Now 7 year old teddy is gonna think I'm a big poopy head.
Case 1:
Case?
Patty Buckles
WTF!? Patty... Buckles? Man, teddy... You couldn't have picked a sillier name.
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
Foolish Patty... Buckles
She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore.
So she fell asleep, and her Cable went out...?
Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
Hahah... I get it... It's funny cause... like... Patty, and the TV... and... Yea. Nevermind. I lost it.
You don't want to be like Patty, do you?
Not with a last name like Buckles...
Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail,
THAT BASTARD!
but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma,
Probably from those 4 people he sent it to.
we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3: Valarie Tyler
Where does he GET these names? They're SO COMMON!
She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror.
She has a mirror in her shower? Nevermind that. WTF? BLOODY MARY!? Teddy you lazy little prick! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS!
It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life.
Case 4: Derek Minse. This is the final case I'll tell you about.
Aw shucks Teddy... Only 4? Why not stay longer? I mean, you've got all this time to screw around and type it up with your dead little kid powers, instead of... y'know... MURDERING PEOPLE!? It's Midnight somewhere Ted. Get to work punk.
Well, Derek was a smart person.
Define Smart
He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted
HOLD IT! Now you may think that this is spelled wrong. But MOTE is the past tense of might or may. So in actuality, THIS WHOLE SENTENCE IS WRONG! What Teddy meant to say is, "His boss THOUGHT about promoting him to officer at his undefined job, assuming that Derek works at a business that supports the title of Officer, but then decided against it.
to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal.
Purrrrrrposal.
Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.
I'll assume that Katie is his girlfriend.
The have 2 beautiful children.
2 beautiful children named George M. Simon Minse and Patty Buckles Minse
Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
I think that going into a coma is more of a BRUTALLY INJURED thing that just... "injured". I mean, a paper cut is an injury. A bump on the noggin is an injury. A coma is more of a... you're pretty much dead until you wake up thing.
7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life
What do we get if we send it to 11 1/2 people? I sent mine to George M. Simon...
12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune
Welp. We definitely know Teddy is 7 years old... But WTF is with this Case nonsense? If he was trying to be "adult" about it, I'll more than happily tear him down.

In short, Pics or it didn't happen. Sorry Teddy. Even with a fearsome name such as Teddy, you're Cases are meaningless.

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I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your sig.
Now, this part.... I feel something is missing. So I'll just add it in for Sunset the Hedgehog. To show that there's no hard feelings.

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your sig, or Jesus Christ will come to your house at midnight and cut your cable, then hide under your bed and kill you when you go to sleep. But not before Bloody Virgin Mary appears in your mirror and scars you for life. Then they'll high five and drink Martinis over your scarred dead body.

Rusty Knight has a bone to pick with chain letters. The original chain e-mail is in white, his comments in yellow. Another sucky chain letter coming soon.

I'm going to critique a piece of this chain letter, because I have nothing better to do.

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.
Lol really? AOL?
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen
What happened to Jordan Johnson? I thought this story was about him?
was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list
More on this later
and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
HOSHI- REALLY!? Wait. Don't you like, have to enter the lottery to win it?
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike!
So from this line, we can safely assume that he lives in some kind of Bike store. Since his Dad came home AND THEN bought him a bike.
His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
That doesn't sound so great. Remember the last time Grandma tried to by YOU anything technologically advanced? Poor kid probably got an old Macintosh. Or Windows 95.
and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
No comment
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt!
Wait, he INHERITED a new TV? Doesn't inheritance usually stem from one's death? That means, his Aunt died, then sent him a TV in her will, which, obviously neither of his parents have told him about. That doesn't sound so great. He got a TV but at the cost of his Aunt's life. Obviously, this chain letter's magic is based on some kind of Hammurabi Law. It only has so much magic before it has to start claiming lives to provide for the winner. That's rough. But Jordan Johnson don't care about his Aunt. He's going to see Limp Bizkit...
He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.
How nice.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra
Poor unfortunate Barbara. Her parents died on the same day. We now know, that it was most likely the chain letter's way of finding out whom it may kill in order to gather enough power to create ridiculous situations in which it may distribute worldly delights.
but thats only me. We all want what we cant
I know right? Like N64s, and Playstations. And Tickets to Kid Rock.
have but now's ur chance to go out with that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
Holy cow. 5 EXCLAMATION POINTS!? HE'S NOT MESSING AROUND FOLKS!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!
Okay. This is where that previous comment comes in. The above statement said that, he just pulled a few friends from his buddy list. I hardly consider 20 people, a few. 20 people can do a lot. Most slave revolts were about 20 strong. 20 people can flip a bus. Or stage a protest, or even a riot. 20 people is a sizable armed force to have to deal with. I'd say 20 people is at the very least, a Bunch of people.

Secondly, sending a letter to your "friends" which carries the potential to ass rape their entire life, doesn't sound like a very friendly thing to do. In fact, it's kind of a dick move. Suppose they honestly don't have 15 friends? Some chain letters carry a time limit. What if the power goes out? What if you checked your mail before you went off to work, and you saw this and thought "HOSHIT I better fuck over all my friends with this!" and you spend so long doing this, that you're late for work and get fired, and you're just so upset that you don't even pay attention when you're crossing the street and get hit by a street cleaner? I don't care WTF happens after that. You're life is screwed.

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
Actually, this brings up another thought. What if 2 people, who have the same crush, both send it to 30 people? Would this girl have sex with both of them? Would it happen at the same time? What if she just happens to be a popular girl? And everyone does this? This girl would become the sex puppet of a magical letter with nothing but mal-intent for the world.

35 people or more- All of the above!!
All of the above? So... you lose all of your luck in love life, but... You totally get laid. Which is also known as... Getting lucky.

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